Adhyapak: Jis Aadmi Ke Donon Hath N Ho Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge? Pappu: Hindi Men 'Thakur' Aur Inglish Men "Hands Free"A
Guddi: Madam Mere Ko Pappu Lagatar Taakta Rahta Hai Adhyapika: Pappu Batao Kya Yah Sach Hai? Pappu: Madam Agar "Mai Lagataar Takta Hu" To Pahle Yah Mujhe Bataye Ki Yah Ise Pata Kaise Chala?
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha "Bachche Kaise Hote Hain Sharmao Mat Batao?" Ladki Gusse Men Boli "Chup Karte Ho Ki?" Pappu: Are Pagali Itna Bhi Nahin Pata Bachche Shararti Hote Hain
Adhyapak Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Beta Tumhari Umra Kya Hai?" Pappu: Ji Ghar Men 14; Skool Men 13; Tren Men 9; Aur Fesbuk Par 19 Saal Ka Hu
Pappu: Sister Mujhe 1 Bottal Blad De Do Nars: Blad Grup Batao? Pappu: Koi Bhi Chalega Nars: Koi Bhi Kaise Chalega? Pappu: Garlfrend Ko Lav Letter Likhna Hai
Garlfrend Pappu Ko Chidhane Ke Liye Boli "Dekho Vo Ladaka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai Pappu: Yah To Kuch Bhi Nahin . .. ... Jab Maine Pahli Baar Teri Shakl Dekhi Thi To Tin Din Tak Apni Hansi Nahin Rok Paya Tha